Confidential desk

Tip us off

Know something the public should know, once it has been made safe for the public to know it? Our editors are theoretically listening.

Useful tips include unexplained foreign ships, unusually modest officials and warehouses containing suspicious quantities of imported adjectives.

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What makes a tip

Specific details help: who, what, where, when and why the answer is probably foreign interference.

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Source protection

Names are kept in a sealed envelope inside another sealed envelope labelled ‘Absolutely Not Sources’.

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Read-only notice

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