Finance desk memorandum

Tax strategy

Our tax strategy is to use numbers so transparent that the finance ministry can see straight through them.

Revenue is counted in dinars, gratitude and unusually favorable exchanges of office furniture.

01

Principle one

Pay every amount properly due, once the proper amount, due date and meaning of ‘pay’ have been established by committee.

02

Principle two

Avoid elaborate arrangements unless they can be explained with three camels, two arrows and one persuasive wall chart.

03

Annual disclosure

The Network’s accounts fit comfortably in a red folder whose location is known to several very responsible people.